A level 100 student of History and
Diplomatic Studies of Uniport early
yesterday encountered an ordeal when he
had a handshake with a level 400 student of
medicine and surgery and immediately he
felt incomplete and he checked to notice
that his penis was missing and he raised an
alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great
Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue,
but before any explanation from the penis
taker, students had already descended on
him and he later confessed he took the
penis and pleaded that they should give him
time to bring back the missing penis but the
students were not patient and continued
with the beating before the school security
came to take up the matter which have been
taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba
for further investigation.

mod front page pls.

make I check my own abeg











Thank God I see am

Ewwoooo

Hmmmm. Missing rod