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Some Funny Quotes By Leaders.. by Nobody: 1:53pm On Jun 08, 2015
Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman.

George Bush: Iraq is in possession of weapons of mass destruction

Diezani Alison Madueke: Let no one say I stole $20billion because I did not.

Goodluck Jonathan: I am not afraid of probe but you must probe all of us.

Goodluck Jonathan: A lot of things we call evil is not evil, there is a difference between evil and bad.

Tonto Dike: I will be releasing my new hit single soon.

General Buhari: I have only 1 million naira in my accpunt and 150 cows

General Buhari: I will stabilize world oil price

Goodluck Jonathan: How much did Jim Nwobodo stole?

Mohammad SAW: Kill the infidel

Patience Jonathan: dem born throway pikin
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