If your woman catches you looking
at
another woman, turn to her and
say
"sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t
dress like
that.”
2. Nigerian parents are confused.
They'll beat
their kids with the intent of making
them cry
and then start beating them again
to stop
them from crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are
The BEST
MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised
To See
Yourself Standing Beside Her
Husband On Her
Wedding
Day.
4. The downfall of A Man is when
he Moves
From BBM to 2go.
5. Guys always complaining about
girls that
are looking for Rich
men, you sef hustle and be a rich
man let girls
find you too.
6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do
you know
there are people in your village
that don't
want you to succeed? Quickly text
"thunder
fire
them"to 33505.
7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years
older than
u, just stop calling him baby. and
start calling
him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir
Baby
8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba
are our
major problem in this
country.
9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see
a notice
board say "man
wanted with 40 Years experience,
must be
aged 25
10. Being a good person is like
being a goal
keeper, no matter how many goals
u
Save...People will only remember
the ones
You missed.
11. India has never been to the
World Cup
because FIFA won't
allow them sing and dance for 20
minutes
after every goal.
12. Girls please Your boyfriend
should not be
your source of income everyday.
Cos it's only
a relationship, not a job
opportunity.
13. someone will just die with an
Afro in
Nigeria movie and his spirit will
come back
with a low cut. So Barbing salon
dey that
side?
14. Strangling your wife for making
indomie as
dinner is not domestic violence, it is
self-
defense
15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4
Years. Is
she your University Degree?
16. New ways of crossing roads in
Nigeria,
check sideways 4 motors, & look up
4 plane-
crash, & look down 4 bomb, & look
back 4
kidnapp, and now run zig~zig 2
dodge bullets....

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