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A Woman's Period by yahoo2(m): 1:48am On Sep 17, 2006
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?

Your salary.

It comes once a month,

lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,

everythings f~cked
Re: A Woman's Period by Christino(m): 5:55pm On Sep 22, 2006
;d
Re: A Woman's Period by iice(f): 7:30pm On Sep 22, 2006
laughing ma friggin butt off bleeped is damn right!
Re: A Woman's Period by Oracle(m): 5:29am On Sep 23, 2006
Very true
Re: A Woman's Period by Memunah(f): 11:34am On Sep 27, 2006
yeah you are right yahoo
Re: A Woman's Period by eslynera(f): 12:30am On Jan 10, 2007
HAHA!! I agree.
Re: A Woman's Period by brensbee22(f): 3:56pm On Jan 11, 2007
yeah you can say that again
Re: A Woman's Period by kuntakinte(m): 3:35pm On Jan 13, 2007
:d :d :d ;d
Re: A Woman's Period by Beautygyal(f): 12:54am On Jan 15, 2007
Tru say man grin
Re: A Woman's Period by StMilli(f): 1:23pm On Aug 09, 2007
True talk o! and very funny
Re: A Woman's Period by CrazyMan(m): 2:45am On Aug 10, 2007
Nice one.
Re: A Woman's Period by marlet01(m): 3:35am On Aug 10, 2007
Kool cool cool
Re: A Woman's Period by clemcykul(f): 9:51am On Aug 10, 2007
DATs reality my braza grin grin and one more thing we expect it during the week da way we expect salary grin grin grin grin guess u did a thorough analysis grin grin cheers man!!! cheesy
Re: A Woman's Period by adbaby(f): 10:27am On Aug 10, 2007
yeah right, nail on da head! cool
Re: A Woman's Period by la1(m): 4:40pm On Aug 10, 2007
howtru
Re: A Woman's Period by mimiko(f): 5:00pm On Aug 10, 2007
cool! but but how is it bleeped? wen wat comes after u dont see it is a blessing!
Re: A Woman's Period by doublehark(m): 9:15am On Aug 14, 2007
[b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]This is truest fact i have heard this year, You are soooo Korreckt!![/[color=#990000] grin
Re: A Woman's Period by Kaykerry(m): 10:34am On Aug 14, 2007
I dont get it
Re: A Woman's Period by Nobody: 5:42am On Dec 15, 2010
lol funny joke
Re: A Woman's Period by Nobody: 11:58am On Dec 15, 2010
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,

everythings f~cked

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: A Woman's Period by Ubiero(f): 12:23pm On Dec 15, 2010
grin grin grin
Uh oh.
True talk,Jare.
Re: A Woman's Period by lysaa(f): 12:29pm On Dec 15, 2010
why u n lancaster come dey laugh like that ?

this una overlappin sensation na from the joke abi una don smoke salvia?
Re: A Woman's Period by Ubiero(f): 1:07pm On Dec 15, 2010
Check this out,guys.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
MIRACLES OF A WOMAN:
1) giving milk without eating grass.
2) getting wet without touching water.
3) bleeding without getting hurt
4) bleeding for 4-5 days without needing blood transfusion
5) having a tenant inside dem for 9months with out being a house.
6) making boneless meat hard/erect without touching it.

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Re: A Woman's Period by Nobody: 1:15pm On Dec 15, 2010
Ubiero:

Check this out,guys.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
MIRACLES OF A WOMAN:
1) giving milk without eating grass.
2) getting wet without touching water.
3) bleeding without getting hurt
4) bleeding for 4-5 days without needing blood transfusion
5) having a tenant inside dem for 9months with out being a house.
6) making boneless meat hard/erect without touching it.

Rofl embarassed embarassed grin grin
Re: A Woman's Period by lysaa(f): 1:43pm On Dec 15, 2010
something to shout/write about.
Re: A Woman's Period by Nobody: 12:24pm On Dec 16, 2010
@iysaa u fit go hug transformer wey dey ya area,u hear!!!!1 grin grin grin grin grin
Re: A Woman's Period by lysaa(f): 2:38pm On Dec 16, 2010
ewwww no shame! see how u're smiling sheepishly after a quickie with ur area transformer. And u come to lure me into ur type of act. .Godforbidbadtin.
Re: A Woman's Period by Nobody: 3:13pm On Dec 16, 2010
olukwu nwuru anwu, must u make urself noticed on every issue is it complex or the fact that u can hide under any forum and talk Poo
Re: A Woman's Period by Kx: 3:15pm On Dec 16, 2010
na wao
must we joke with everything?
Re: A Woman's Period by lysaa(f): 4:44pm On Dec 16, 2010
Ask him o. hehehe

lancaster:

olukwu nwuru anwu, must u make urself noticed on every issue is it complex or the fact that u can hide under any forum and talk Poo
Guy go hide ur head in shame for making such comment.
Re: A Woman's Period by angelz(f): 4:54pm On Dec 16, 2010
Hey laughin guys, most period dis days dont come 1s in a month,
some dont come at all in 6 month,
since d introductn of family plannin.
some com 2ice in a month, while some comes 1s in 3 months

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