You Want to Piss off A Computer Science Student
Here are your options:



Say Internet Explorer is better than FF/Chrome
Java and JavaScript is same
Anybody can code by copy pasting code from internet
Change search engine from Google to Ask.com - What's Your Question?
Dark editor themes suck!
Coding at night is showoff
Nobody cares about your code !
Who writes comments ? comments are written by junior devs
Code Indentation ?? Who does that ?
I copy pasted this code from other solution and now it doesn't work here WHY ? SHOULDN'T IT WORK ? WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING ?
.NET is all about drag and drop LOL
I don't need to learn JS, Jquery is awesome !
How can I learn C, C++ , C#, Algorithms etc in 24 hours ?
You are Software engineer, can you hack my gf's facebook ?
CS student ? Please fix my internet!
CS student ? Please help me assemble desktop under 10K
I need Mac Book so that I can start coding.
Microsoft sucks, Notepad is better than Visual Studio.
How many software do you have ? I have 100+ like Nero, Norton, Winamp etc etc.
This IDE is less than 20 MBs it wouldn't be good. Nah I must look for other options.
Why read Books when codes are there on internet !
I can't waste my money on some programming book!
Why can't you just leave programming ? Its boring.
Do you have dumps for XYZ certification ?
Your code is short and simple, Nah you need to work hard on that one.
Sir, this program is having some bug can you help me fix it ? Teacher : Idiot see you have not written this comment from Xerox.
Ha ha you made your Final Year project by yourself , see I purchased it and I have same marks as you.
MySQL, SQL Server - No difference!
What is there in coding, all hits are anyways provided by auto-code completions
Don't waste your time, just google /SO and copy paste it!
Just do a dirty fix and move to production
Hardcode the damn values, nobody will know!
Hey why are you creating a new class/namespace/regions , write it here somewhere, you need to learn how to be productive....
Ohhh I see Google is opened in a tab, I know you are copy pasting the code....
Everything is already implemented,there may be few minor bugs just takeover while this guy goes on vacation.
You write HTML LOL
Hey don't waste your time writing test cases
You joined CS because there are hot chicks in CS!

Source: ask Google.com lol

Take am easy o, Na so e they start o

Is dat a guy or lady in dat pix....