FEEL THIS JOKE!
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges
from a neighbor & decided to go to a calm
place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby
cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter
the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big
bag but they didn't bother to pick them
since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way
from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate &
heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For
U, One For Me, One For U".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as
he could to a church nearby, for the
priest......... ..............
"Father, pls come with me . Come & witness
God & satan sharing corpse at the
cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate &
the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U,
One For Me, One For U'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"......... ..
Come see marathon race!.........
The priest almost ran pass the church
gate..shouting: "We are not dead Yet
oohh!!!".
.... Now U're laughing...