Episode ONE

After the trumpet and all. Before the throne.

AKINLABI: Thank God I made it! Open the gate, let me fly in.

JUDGE: Akinlabi, your name is not in the book of life.

AKINLABI: What?! My enemies must have erased it. Did you write it with a pencil?

JUDGE: You stole till death. Part of the money you stole was even used for your burial.

AKINLABI: God, I never knew you were such a good comedian. You can't send me to hell for the small money I took from the office.

JUDGE: You never asked for mercy.

AKINLABI: But I paid tithe from the money. You have eaten my money, now you want to send me to hell. Impossicant. We die here.

JUDGE: Angels, take him away.

AKINLABI: I need my tithe back!