Everybody loves a good story,but very few are blessed with the necessary skills to tell a good story. We all yearn to tell our tales,hoping that someone listens,to know we have a voice. I cannot tell if i am qualified to keep you glued to your phone screens and monitors,through rain and come sunshine,but i must try. Do not judge me,for i am under a great influence,maybe you would enjoy it,laugh with me,feel my joy,or wince when i hurt,but once again i say i must try. So dear ladies and gentlemen,lay down in your cozy beds,under the foliage of darkness,dim the lights if you must and enjoy this nonsensical verbiage,here it goes......