Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,158,585 members, 7,837,210 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 May 2024 at 07:02 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Religion / Very POWERFUL: A Nairalander's Testimony At Church Today (490 Views)
"This Is Why Pastors Need Prayers" - Photo Of Lady At Church Event Trends Online / Couple's Testimony At The Ongoing Shiloh 2016, Sparks Outrage On Twitter / Women Working At Church Children's Chapel (Photos) (2) (3) (4)
Very POWERFUL: A Nairalander's Testimony At Church Today by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
I have always thought that the issue of insecurity; kidnapping, robbery here and there etc. have been over emphasized by the media and public. Maybe it was because I hardly experience/witness such, but today, it all changed and here is what happened.... I woke early this morning after a late night short sleep, at about some minutes pass five o'clock, I got up with sleepy eyes, and walked to the bathroom to wash my mouth, immediately I got there, I could hear foots steps coming from outside, I looked through the window and I saw shadows of two HEFTY giants walking quietly towards my flat, my heart became heavy, and my two eyes glowed bright. I must admit, I was scared, confused and didn't know wahat to do, but I managed to build up courage after remembering Deuteronomy 31:6-8. I sood firm, got a small pistol, unlocked my door and waited for them to come in. The first giant came in, I stood by the door, raised the pistol so high and hit it so hard on his head, he fell right away, I waited for the other, when he came in, I repeated the same thing, just that I hit him twice as much as the other, he fell and died, I went out to confirm it was only two of them. when I got back I noticed the first one was till moving, so I took the pistol and hit him again until I was sure he is dead. I noticed blood stain on my hand and on the floor, I was so happy that I could do it! Brethren, that was how I was able to kill two giant MOSQUITOS ooooo |
Re: Very POWERFUL: A Nairalander's Testimony At Church Today by nikkyshyne(f): 10:53pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
mtchewww... for ya mind u don crack joke? mtschew. |
Re: Very POWERFUL: A Nairalander's Testimony At Church Today by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
nikkyshyne: we know there are so many problems in this country, some people no fit smile no matter what, baba is working, you would soon start getting your 5k monthly |
Re: Very POWERFUL: A Nairalander's Testimony At Church Today by kodyx(f): 11:03pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Insanity,na so he dey take start,just branch off for yaba left on your way out make them look you well. |
(1) (Reply)
Open Heavens Daily Devotional 21/06/15 / Ali Haruna Accepts Jesus As Saviour, You Won't Believe What He Said! / Satanic Temple Holds Public Sculpture Unveiling In Detroit
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 11 |