1. You arrive exactly when he is done and ready to do something else.
2. You exaggerate about your illness (Doctor I died yesterday! really ?)
3. You know you are not going to take your meds, so why did you turn up in the first place ?
4. You diagnose your condition and tell him how to treat you.
5. You don't know when your symptoms started (Doctor, e don tey)
6 You suddenly recall symptom at the end of consultation.
7. You keep answering "Yes" even when it's not necessary.
8.You lie about your lifestyle (Doctor, I don't smoke, even when it's obvious you are a great smoker )

Doc's add yours..

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---->When you're asked if there's a family history of a condition and you say God forbid.