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Breaking News by Nobody: 9:01am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share too It happened in Owerri yesterday. I heard it today at lunch. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moaning sounded like a 'hissing snake' but he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. "" "" Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt...He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling but the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep already. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife told him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on her with her mother. She got so angry. The man almost committed suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-in-law, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is that I don't just know how I will end this FAKE STORY... Someone should please help *wink See also https://www.nairaland.com/2374160/mtn-data-plan-1gb-n1100 1 Like |
Re: Breaking News by SAMBARRY: 9:17am On Jun 17, 2015 |
This ya nollywood film sweet die when part 2 go come out ? 1 Like |
Re: Breaking News by nicerod(m): 9:26am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Lies |
Re: Breaking News by Nobody: 10:50am On Jun 17, 2015 |
SAMBARRY:Lolzzzz expecting... |
Re: Breaking News by Nobody: 10:51am On Jun 17, 2015 |
nicerod:Try read the complete story first na. Lolzzzz |
Re: Breaking News by freecocoa(f): 10:58am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Good one, the ending is epic. |
Re: Breaking News by nicerod(m): 11:13am On Jun 17, 2015 |
GodsMercy1:ok na |
Re: Breaking News by angieberry(f): 11:34am On Jun 17, 2015 |
They turned him into a snake and they all lived happily ever after |
Re: Breaking News by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
Lol. |
Re: Breaking News by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
freecocoa:Yea. Thanks. |
Re: Breaking News by malaria(f): 4:24pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
Zee world. Imagine the extraordinary. |
Re: Breaking News by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
malaria:Lolzzzz |
Re: Breaking News by stepo707: 5:41pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
malaria: Ur username though |
Re: Breaking News by breadplanets(f): 8:04pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
Chai!!! |
Re: Breaking News by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
stepo707:lolzzz...so many funny names on nairaland |
Re: Breaking News by MsBliss(f): 8:23am On Jun 18, 2015 |
Chei you for no tell us say nah fake story.The story sweet die buh y you use Owerri nah? |
Re: Breaking News by 5minsmadness: 9:44am On Jun 18, 2015 |
He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth.This is where I paused How could he be in the snake's mouth and still feel the snake skin covered with scales? Abi the inside of the snake has scales as well? |
Re: Breaking News by Nobody: 12:06pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
5minsmadness:lolzzzz. Try read the last paragraph atleast. Lolz |
Re: Breaking News by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
MsBliss:loq. Sorry dear for using your city. Maybe next will somewhere else. Thanks. |
Re: Breaking News by MsBliss(f): 6:20pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
GodsMercy1:Berra . Next time,use somewhere like sambisa Lol |
Re: Breaking News by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
MsBliss:Okay Madam. |
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