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Nairalanders Please Declare Your Assets... Here Is Mine by princemillla(m): 9:45am On Jun 17, 2015
DECLARATION OF ASSETS!!!
Since Our President Has Declared His Assets..... It Is Very Important That I # Prince Mila, Also Declare Mine Too As A Good Citizen and It Goes
Thus:::
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirts.
3. One wife
4. One daughter
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes.
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 Nokia & 1 BB-).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour(elubọ iṣu).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One carpet and one Mouka foam.
20. 42 inch Plasma Tv.
21. Six girl friends (Two in Lagos, Two in Abuja, One in Ibadan and One in portharcourt).
22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.
23. #1,030 @ GTbank.


All Good Nigerains Should Please Do This For
Transparency Sake.

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Re: Nairalanders Please Declare Your Assets... Here Is Mine by dotmanxp(m): 9:47am On Jun 17, 2015
Better empty that account now before GTB remove Gems charges and u become broke.
Re: Nairalanders Please Declare Your Assets... Here Is Mine by ELTON123(m): 9:55am On Jun 17, 2015
dotmanxp:
Better empty that account now before GTB remove Gems charges and u become broke.
lol tell him oo
Re: Nairalanders Please Declare Your Assets... Here Is Mine by DeHero1: 10:05am On Jun 17, 2015
U don't have vaseline? Ororo no too good especially if u wanna use d vaseline for something else.
Re: Nairalanders Please Declare Your Assets... Here Is Mine by princemillla(m): 10:56am On Jun 17, 2015
Hahahah, grin vaseline for what.... Say it n let the devil be ashame

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