I hope this is not happening somewhere in OSUN - JOKE of the MONTH
...saw this somewhere online...I done laugh tahyah

TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (chorused) Lamido Sanusi
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defense?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo
TEACHER: Good! What is the Capital City of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Sambisa
TEACHER: Very Good! Who composed the Nigerian National Anthem?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Don Jazzy
TEACHER: Excellent! What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!!!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5
CHILDREN: 25!

TEACHER: Wonderful, You're going to be stupid like this until Aregbesola pays my EIGHT MONTHS SALARY.