HERE ARE 11 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE POSSESSED:
1. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.
2. If you are an Arsenal Fan.
3. When you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC.
4. If you are a hidden christian in the midst of boko haram and your phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUJAH"
5. When u mistake a super glue for an eye drop.
6. Even after photo-shopping you still look ugly.
7. When you vomit pounded yam and egusi soup in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service.
8. When u rape a military man's only child.
9. When a Rat eats your name out of all your Important documents e.g birth certificate etc.
10. When your only child joins the Nigerian army force.
11. when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber.

lolzzz rtflmao

Wen U bought 8 peer of suit 4 6k

ELIJAHARMONICA:

4. If you are a hidden christian in the midst of boko haram and your phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUJah.
7. When you vomit pounded yam and egusi soup in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service.
11. when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber.

Lmfao !!

when d atm seize ya card afta dispensin cash for oda people