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If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by Nobody: 7:35pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Just this morning, I read that the shooter of church members during a bible study program in the US has been caught. I was then wondering what would happened if a similar scenario plays out in Nigeria. What would have been the reactions of people and groups. Stated below are their reactions in my opinion: Absolute News: A man kills 9 members of a bible study group in Lagos. The church is a "tribe A" tradition church NTA's NEWS: Only 4 people died. The police: we are on top of the issue. Nigerian bloggers: the shooter was purported by eye witnesses to have horns. Nairaland's PDP supporters: Where's that dullard? Tribe A ethnic militia: we want out of this country. Why are we always persecuted? Nairaland's ethnic bigots of tribe A: that killer must be from tribe B. CAN: A Muslim must have done this. We declare a 1-week fasting and prayer to prevent a future occurrence. Muslim clerics: no true Muslim can do this. Remember Islam is a religion of "peace". Pastor Adeboye: [on Facebook] click 'like' to rebuke a shooting against you or your loved ones. Pastor kumuyi: this is a sign of the end times. Prophet T.B. Joshua: "How I predicted the shooting of Christians in a church." Native Doctors be like: it happened because they desecrated a shrine. -- added by Tocheagle [ONE MONTH AFTER] Police : we present to you the shooter of those 9 christians. The "shooter": [beaten badly] dem say make I say na me do am. The shooter: [sipping Zobo while reading a newspaper] F00ls! Nairalanders: [what would you have said?] 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by Emmanuel247(m): 7:40pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
HahahahahahA So many will not understand your Joke tho 1 Like |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by kazmanbanjoko(m): 7:48pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Who ever says words can't hurt you has never got hit in the face with a dictionary! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by jaywatt(m): 7:49pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
this jus made my day...... 1 Like
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Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by Tocheagle(m): 7:59pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Native Doctors be like: it happened because they desecrated a shrine 1 Like |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Lmao! As sad as the story is, this is really funny, mainly 'cause it's true. FP material! |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by jerflakes(m): 8:16pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Epic. Fact. 1 Like |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
lalasticlala, please let more people read this thread. |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by menesheh(m): 8:28pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
theAtheist101: Trail and error predictions. The game - "predict 100 different events or things, surely 1 must come to pass" - " amongst 1000 people prayed on, at least 2 must be free from their problems of which if not prayed on, will still get free from the various aliments" by the time you know it, then the predictor is a great and awesome man of god. God uses him to perform miracles and wonders. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by Babe2sure(f): 8:35pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Op, you are good! I as a nairalander would have said: RIP to the dead. May we not experience such calamity. I pray the shooter is found and made to face the law.(In Naija, the shooter will still be walking free). 1 Like |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by kekakuz(m): 5:29pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
the tb Joshua one is funny |
Re: If The Recent US Shooting Had Happened In Nigeria. by dela13: 9:32pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Op.... U r not far from the truth.... More eggs to ur Indomie 1 Like |
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