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Bible In Warri Version by Lasgidy1(m): 10:34pm On Jun 20, 2015
Warri Bible is out…grab your copy now!!! Sample
version:
ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.
WARRI:-As dem yan for Bible.
ENG:- Jesus entered the boat wit his disciples.
WARRI:- Bros J come enter canoe wit him padi dem.
ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm.
WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas.
ENG:- The storm was so great that it was like a
whirlwind.
WARRI:- As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join.
ENG:- The disciples became so afraid that they shouted
Master! Master!!
WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin
dey hala…Bros eh! Bros eh!!
ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed the wind down.
WARRI:-Na so Bros J get up come arrange the matter.
ENG:-He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye of little
faith.
WARRI:- Na im Bros J come look him padi them shake
him head, come provoke…“O BOI UNA FALL MY
HAND”.
ENG:- The disciples replied and said “WHAT MANNER
OF MAN IS THIS? ”
WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO…Bros J,
which levels naa? you be winsh……
WOULD YOU READ THIS VERSION?

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