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One Word This Dying Man by enorsaint001(m): 8:20pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children. Dying man: "To you my wife, take over the petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi" Wife started crying loudly. Dying man: "To you my first son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi " First son rolling and screaming. Dying man: "To you my second son, take over the gas station close to the Airport." Second son crying louder. Dying man: "To you my third son, take over the eatery at Falomo ." Third son was wailing. Dying man: "To you my only daughter, the high school is yours." Daughter crying loudest. The confused nurse asked, "I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your dad left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time." Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni ! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday. We are to continue the job where he stops... . . . . |
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