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One Word This Dying Man by enorsaint001(m): 8:20pm On Jun 21, 2015
A dying man on his sick bed in
the hospital called for his wife
and four children.
Dying man: "To you my wife,
take over the petroleum
company at 4, Awolowo Rd
Ikoyi" Wife started crying loudly.
Dying man: "To you my first son,
take over the shopping mall at
12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi
" First son rolling and screaming.
Dying man: "To you my second
son, take over the gas station
close to the Airport."
Second son crying louder.
Dying man: "To you my third
son, take over the eatery at
Falomo ." Third son was wailing.
Dying man: "To you my only
daughter, the high school is
yours."
Daughter crying loudest.
The confused nurse asked, "I
don't understand why you
people are crying and screaming
in pain, your dad left you a great
deal of properties to make you
comfortable till the end of time."
Wife: "properties kor...
comfortable ni !
He is a cleaner and those are
places he cleans everyday.
We are to continue the job
where he stops...
. . . .

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