it is only in Nigeria that Mtn and glo will deduct your airtime without making calls.

#ItsonlyinNigeria u will see sum1 nd ask u don come

#ITONLYINNIGERIA NEPA gives you light for more than 10hours straight people become scared

#ItsOnlyInNigeria you only see your Governor during their campaign ''

Sad but true,onlyinNigeria dummies shout up Nepa.

It is only in Nigeria that you will see someone reversing at a roundabout

Funny quotes

Itsonlynigeria that NEPA restore power electricity for just an hour to collect the light bill and take it off till the end of next month.....

#It is only in Nigeria that Nigerians proudly insult theirselves.

simongonner:
#ITISONLYINNIGERIA that klin,area,Zip,good mama e.t.c are all OMO

Are you a dry cleaner or a Washer, how come you know different detergents?

Saheed9:
thats a palindrome

what's palindrome?

blacq2009:
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that you'll take someone's virginity and she becomes yours forever.


#ItsOnlyInNigeria that 72 year old men sleep with 5 year girls .

....lolzzz

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that failed Governors become Senators and failed Senators become Governors

It is only in Nigeria people collect money from politician before voting and still expect them to perform well

#itsonlyinNigeria that naija police be like 'picture in your license you carry Afro. Now you are on low cut.. Abeg come down

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that you will see guyz who can afford to buy iPhone 6, begging for cheat to subscribe on it.

#itsonlyinnigeria..Ur babe will ask if u love her wen u ar about 2 insert ur d*ck in her pu**y....silly question!!

Country blessed with crude oil still import fuel #it is only in Nigeria

Bonapart:
#itsonlyinNigeria that a president only realise he's too old to govern after winning the election

You de mind Baba One Chance. Bloody cow rearer. Nigerians will soon regret voting that bastard into office!

Mentcee:
You de mind Baba One Chance. Blood cow rearer. Nigerians will soon regret voting that bastard into office!

soon You're way behind⌚
Regrets are in already

boboLIL:
Its 0nly in Nigeria dah we av a president wit0ut certificate...

Baba bastard! Daura Dullest!

Freemanan:


#itsonlyinNIGERIA that FEMINISM will never be realistic but rather theoretical

Better wakeup from your sleep (dream)

boboLIL:
Its 0nly in Nigeria dah we av a president wit0ut certificate...

#ItsOnlyInNigeria that we have dumb citizens who believe someone who rose to the rank of GENERAL of the country's army doesnt have certificate. #SheerStupidity #Idiocy

Princessderaa:


Better wakeup from your sleep (dream)

Sorry love.... Was that message destined for me?

Shwarz:



#ItsOnlyInNigeria that we have dumb citizens who believe someone who rose to the rank of GENERAL of the country's army doesnt have certificate. #SheerStupidity #Idiocy

#itsonlyinNigeria this guy must be given an award for that comment...

#itsonlyinnigeria that Aladdin will aladdinus d aladdins

boboLIL:
Its 0nly in Nigeria dah we av a president wit0ut certificate...

It is only in Nigeria some people suffering from "my region syndrome" believe a general who has more education than their fathers has no certificate. It is only in Nigeria.

#ItsOnlyInNigeria Stealing is not Corruption

Liltevy:
#ItsOnlyInNigeria you only see your Governor during their campaign ''

Hahaha this one na true oh. During the last election, I saw gov of ogun state, senator amosun. Almost every week. The thing later tire me

Itsonlyinnigeria that our politicians feel they are doing us a favor

Feranmicharles:
what's palindrome?

a word that could be spelt either foward or backward and still has d same pronunciation e.g mallam, nursesrun, TUNDE EDNUT as u wrote earlier, u can think abt more.

lol