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Dumsortionary by blacq2009(m): 11:58am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Ghana is not left out in the current power crisis trending in many African countries. This ON and Off is known as DUMSOR in Ghana. Dum means OFF and SOR means ON. Check out the Dumsortionary,peeps. Dumsorlogy-The academic study of the effects of dumsor. Dumsorphobia-the morbid fear of erratic power supply. Dumsor-pia: going blind due to dumsor. Dumsortry-poetic expressions of your dumsoric frustrations. Dumsoruption-an abrupt end to a programme or event due to dum. Dumsorville-a dumsor prone area. Dumsortionality-a constant state of reluctance by Ghanaians abroad to return home because of dum. Dumsorlacy-the fallacy of fixing the power crisis. Dumsorphonic-the sound people make when there is dumsor. Dumson-the surname of the one in charge of the switches at the power stations. Dumsol-analgesic medications to alleviate headache caused by excessive stress from dumsor. Dumsorcracy-the freedom to talk about dumsor. Dumsorwaa- a female dumsor child. Dumsorcians-the predictors of dumsor. Dumsortricks- the politics surrounding dumsor. Dumsormatics-the mathematical formula for calculating when to have dum or sor. Dumsy-a female name for someone born in the dark. Dumsorrogance-the pride of boasting of enjoying 5 days of sor on facebook only to have a dum right before you finish updating your status. CC: Lalasticlala, Seun, Ishilove |
Re: Dumsortionary by AzontoGhost(m): 12:12pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
lolx 1 Like |
Re: Dumsortionary by brightnelly(f): 1:41pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
OK! 1 Like |
Re: Dumsortionary by Captainswag225(m): 3:07pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
shut up! 1 Like |
Re: Dumsortionary by blacq2009(m): 5:16am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Captainswag225:Why? |
Re: Dumsortionary by Junaknoni(m): 7:12am On Jun 25, 2015 |
[color=#990000][/color] K! |
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