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God, Devil And Nigeria by Empredboy(m): 10:36am On Jun 26, 2015 |
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions They don't obey traffic rules. They don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten (10) minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: your worship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell here ooooo! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in this hell and installed their air conditioners!. 2 Likes |
Re: God, Devil And Nigeria by Collinz2(m): 2:39pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
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