VaselineVirus:
chai, i jus came in my pant

Chiam55:






I come too

Truckpusher:

Deejavuu:



Lmao..

Truckie you need Jesus!!!

Deejavuu:



Lmao..

Truckie you need Jesus!!!

Chiam55:


He needs Moses and Mohamed too

Truckpusher:
Deejavuu, where have you been?

You feel you can make us miss you abi?

See her yansh wey be like wetin spirits carry play ludo.

Chiam55:


He needs Moses and Mohamed too

Deejavuu:


Hehehehe.

Falls down from my Water bed

Truckie just say i missed you Deejavuu

I have been around, you have been adding so many women to your harem to remember a friend

How's the pushing business

Deejavuu:




Calling Warri thunder for you now!!!!

Deejavuu:


Lool.

I tell ya. How have you been darl?

Truckpusher:
Me miss you, I dey crase?

Which women again? my girlfriend dun join Nairaland o , deeja.vuu wahala dey o

Chiam55:


I'm good sweetie! Hw you been?

Truckpusher:
I cover myself with the blood of Jesus.

Deejavuu:


Iffa hear say you're not pretending, you missed me wella

join NL really?

What's her moniker?

Truckpusher:
I missed you sha but like one cup of garri.

I no go tell you her moniker but she dey follow me like small puppy wey dun loss for NL.

Deejavuu:


Lool..


So you suddenly remember Jesus..


Yeye.

Deejavuu:


As far as there's is a "miss you". I'm cool..


Hmm, interesting!!

Truckie hope this isn't one of your pranks ..

She better not follow you around o or else

Truckpusher:
How I no go remember am - I see yansh wey krokro gather with thunder ,na so afraid catch me o.

Truckpusher:
Which planking again? I dun plank you before?

Deejavuu:



We know as e dey go

Truckpusher:
Gerara here before you scatter my relationship - You don't know nokpum, I got somekpum

Deejavuu:


Whollop whollop


Nigga just whollop

Truckpusher:
You know what you are? EP Enemy of progress.


Gerara here menh .....You know what am saying? have you been to south Africa before? shiit menh....

You think I'm feeling this same weather with you?

Deejavuu:


Lool..