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My Chevron Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jun 28, 2015
I met this pretty lady some few years back, she
approached me and initiated a chat with me. She
was driving an SUV that day. We finally
exchanged contacts. She works as a senior staff
in Chevron. She also own a couple of properties
in Lagos and Johannesburg.
We became very close. As a poor guy, I was very
loyal but she wanted me to be the man in the
relationship. Each time we meet her friends, she
will be like, "Baby please buy me this... buy me
that...". It is her money but she paints a picture
that I am the one spending on her. She buys
clothes that I never would have looked at because
of the outrageous amount it would cost and says
I bought it for her as a gift.
She rented a 2 bedroom flat for me and each time
she comes around, she washes my clothes and
cooks for me. She suggested that I become
independent, that I should quit my N25,000 salary
job and start my own business. She budgeted
N15million for my business. I started asking
myself what's going on? She hasn't even met my
parents. I haven't even proposed to her. I went
ahead and resigned.
We started preparing for my first business trip,
buying of Visa and all that. She finally transferred
the money to my account. That afternoon, I came
to the bank to transfer the money to my
domiciliary account, I waited for a long time.
Just when it was about to be transferred, my
phone rang and it was a friend I owe N400 who
woke me up from the dream...
Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:49pm On Jun 28, 2015
Chisus
Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by sim37(m): 2:51pm On Jun 28, 2015
kill the enemy of progress










wetin u de wait for











funny tho

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Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by chudidonas(m): 2:59pm On Jun 28, 2015
Story story .
Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jun 28, 2015
Old bt funny!
Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by Emmaville(m): 4:02pm On Jun 28, 2015
I no go jst gree. I must sleep back..
Lolx

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