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My Chevron Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
I met this pretty lady some few years back, she approached me and initiated a chat with me. She was driving an SUV that day. We finally exchanged contacts. She works as a senior staff in Chevron. She also own a couple of properties in Lagos and Johannesburg. We became very close. As a poor guy, I was very loyal but she wanted me to be the man in the relationship. Each time we meet her friends, she will be like, "Baby please buy me this... buy me that...". It is her money but she paints a picture that I am the one spending on her. She buys clothes that I never would have looked at because of the outrageous amount it would cost and says I bought it for her as a gift. She rented a 2 bedroom flat for me and each time she comes around, she washes my clothes and cooks for me. She suggested that I become independent, that I should quit my N25,000 salary job and start my own business. She budgeted N15million for my business. I started asking myself what's going on? She hasn't even met my parents. I haven't even proposed to her. I went ahead and resigned. We started preparing for my first business trip, buying of Visa and all that. She finally transferred the money to my account. That afternoon, I came to the bank to transfer the money to my domiciliary account, I waited for a long time. Just when it was about to be transferred, my phone rang and it was a friend I owe N400 who woke me up from the dream... |
Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:49pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Chisus |
Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by sim37(m): 2:51pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
kill the enemy of progress wetin u de wait for funny tho 1 Like |
Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by chudidonas(m): 2:59pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Story story . |
Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Old bt funny! |
Re: My Chevron Girlfriend by Emmaville(m): 4:02pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
I no go jst gree. I must sleep back.. Lolx |
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