Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,155,540 members, 7,827,014 topics. Date: Tuesday, 14 May 2024 at 04:22 AM

What A Lesson To Learn, Even From A Robbery Incident... - Crime - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Crime / What A Lesson To Learn, Even From A Robbery Incident... (652 Views)

Robbery Incident As Captured On CCTV in Ikeja, Lagos (Video And Photos) / Graphic Photos From Edo State Robbery Incident / Photos From The Robbery Incident In Ikorodu, Lagos This Morning (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

What A Lesson To Learn, Even From A Robbery Incident... by BASD(m): 6:52am On Jun 29, 2015
SO I JUST READ THIS FROM MY FRIEND MR.
YARD HYELPAMDUWA'S WALL AND I AM STILL
THINKING ABOUT IT. TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE
THINKING ABOUT IF YOU ARE TOO...
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank
robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't
move.The money belongs to the State. Your life
belongs to you."Everyone in the bank laid down
quietly. This is called"Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventionalway of thinking.When
a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber
shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a
robbery and not a rape!"This is called "Being
Professional” Focus only on what you are trained
to do!When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary school): "Big brother, let's count how
much we got."The older robber rebutted and
said: "You are very stupid. There is so much
money it will take us a long time to count.
Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"This is called
"Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more
important than paper qualifications!After the
robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank
supervisor to call the police quickly. But the
supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out
$10 million from the bank for ourselves and add
it to the$70 million that we have previously
embezzled from the bank”.This is called "Swim
with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable
situation to your advantage!The supervisor says:
"It will be good if there is a robbery every
month."This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happinessis more important than your job.The
next day, the TV news reported that $100
millionwas taken from the bank. The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but they
could only count $20 million. The robbers were
very angry and complained: "We risked our lives
and only took $20 million. The bank manager
took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It
looks like it is better to be educated than to be a
thief!"This is called "Knowledge is worth as much
as gold!"The bank manager was smiling and
happy because his losses in the share market
are now covered by this robbery.This is called
"Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!So
who are the real robbers here? —
Re: What A Lesson To Learn, Even From A Robbery Incident... by Nobody: 6:52am On Jun 29, 2015
hmmm! okay
Re: What A Lesson To Learn, Even From A Robbery Incident... by madridguy(m): 6:55am On Jun 29, 2015
Wonderful
Re: What A Lesson To Learn, Even From A Robbery Incident... by ZaraBrains(m): 7:25am On Jun 29, 2015
I saw a post on Facebook, where Someone asked, between Gun, Pen and Money, which one is more powerful? Many went for Money, while a lot went for the Gun. Truly the Pen is mightier than Sword!!!!
Re: What A Lesson To Learn, Even From A Robbery Incident... by Markieee(m): 9:38am On Jun 29, 2015
Mmmm I for like be the bank manager... As I no be , make I go tell my Bank manager uncle, Lol

1 Like

(1) (Reply)

5yr Old Yazidi Forced To Join ISIS Terror Camp, Given Sword To Behead His Mum / America: The World's Leading Terrorist Country / Photos Of Deadly Blast Scene Where Over 18 People Died In Central Bangkok

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 21
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.