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Top Ten Scary Things In Life by blackpanda: 10:34am On Jun 29, 2015 |
TOP TEN SCARY THINGS IN LIFE: 1. Dieing holy as a pure virgin only to discover there is really no heaven or hell. (Gosh! What a waste. All those super nice unholy things....hehehe) 2. Getting fat. (I guess this ought to be no. 1. No offence to the big mommas in da house) 3. Getting stuck on a life raft as you watch ur supplies slowly decline. (just cant imagine being stranded on the open endless ocean and waiting...waiting....waiting to die *shivers*) 4. Listening/ watching Justin Beiber singing. (My brain has a seizure just listening to the vile screaming!) 5. Marrying and living your entire life with the wrong person. (what are the chances of meeting "the one", you say? Well, 1:7000000000!) 6. Hell. ( The endless torture and pain just makes me cringe. Good thing I beg for divine forgiveness every 5minutes, cos u never know...) 7. Drowning. (You can't breathe the whole time and it's just... Freaky.) 8. Heavenly trumpets going off while I am getting freaky with my boo. (Revert to 6) 9. Plane Crashes. (If you do not survive it, you are lucky!) 10. Being buried alive (Cause it's so difficult and boring! You will feel you are lonely inside, hopeless, nothing to eat, there's no one there to talk to, everywhere tight and stuffy, and the most of it you will become hopeless) Have a lovely week ahead! |
Re: Top Ten Scary Things In Life by Nobody: 10:36am On Jun 29, 2015 |
very true |
Re: Top Ten Scary Things In Life by Nobody: 10:36am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Somehow true |
Re: Top Ten Scary Things In Life by Nobody: 10:36am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Luedave: |
Re: Top Ten Scary Things In Life by blackpanda: 10:38am On Jun 29, 2015 |
[quote author=Freemanan post=35276801][/quote] What is d meaning of this? |
Re: Top Ten Scary Things In Life by valilo20(m): 10:43am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Dnt understand |
Re: Top Ten Scary Things In Life by Nobody: 10:43am On Jun 29, 2015 |
blackpanda:Of what? |
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