my guy and girl do u have u heard that

1) micheal jackson is still alive
2)ronaldo is from cameroun
3)balotteli is now a bouncer in a club
4)wizkid is about to wed a 65 yr old divorcee
5)rihanna begging for my hand in marriage
6)beyonce stabbed jayz to death bcuz jayz no dey last for bed
7)messi just sign for kano pillars
hazard na alter servant in mpape catholic church
9)giroud is now a hair dresser in wuse
10)morinho is now new naija coach
11)goodluck jona is now a pope
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