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The Year God Died. (read) by Godblessyou: 11:45am On Jun 29, 2015
So God died, and was laid to rest. Then, as expected, hell broke loose.

Satan turned the world upside-down. We ate frogs as food, and it was just one frog a week.

We had no water – not even our urine- for drinking. We drank our tears.

Demons taught us in schools without books. Our classes held in the dark. The sun was nowhere.

Chickens lived longer than children. Corpses were like grains of sand. Death was a friend.

So many more I cannot tell (Read here)


(THE REVEALING OF THE DEATH)

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Re: The Year God Died. (read) by arizona145(m): 5:50pm On Jun 29, 2015
Na only you go read this kind thing oooo.
I don comot for here
Re: The Year God Died. (read) by hardekunley(m): 4:53am On Jun 30, 2015
O Y O
Re: The Year God Died. (read) by berrieblizzie(f): 1:26am On Jul 01, 2015
Rubbish....who told you God can die....mtcheeww

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