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The Last Party I Attended. by davidizuchukwu(m): 8:06pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t get to us sitting at the front. Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front but unfortunately I had already moved to sit at the back. Again the drink didn’t get to me. I was so furious that I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. One of the ladies started the sharing from the front, the second lady started distributing from the back. The two ladies were sharing fried turkey. When they got to the middle where I was seated, it got finished again! Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, putting my face in my hands… but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl for me to pick. I stretched and put my hands inside the bowl… Guess what was in the bowl? Toothpicks. |
Re: The Last Party I Attended. by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
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Re: The Last Party I Attended. by mrborntodoit: 8:10pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Fighting for ordinary food even to the extent of changing seats just because of food and drinks Choi ! And na human being born this one oooooooooo |
Re: The Last Party I Attended. by horlazky(m): 10:01pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
na curse right 4 their home |
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