An Ibo man (from south east Nigeria) engineer can't find a
job so he opens a clinic in CANADA and puts a sign outside 'GET
TREATMENT FOR $20 -
IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.
A Canadian lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Iboman: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 nd put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Iboman: "Congrats, ur sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
D annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Iboman: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 nd put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. U gave this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Iboman: "Congrats. U got ur memory back. Give
me $20".
D fuming lawyer pays him, nd then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Iboman: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so
take this $100"
Lawyer: (staring at d note): "But this is $20, not $100"
Iboman: "Congrats, ur eyesight is restored. Give me $20".....
Q. Igbo kwenu ! ! !