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Talented Nigerian by kglamour(m): 10:01pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
An Ibo man (from south east Nigeria) engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic in CANADA and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100. A Canadian lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Iboman: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 nd put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Iboman: "Congrats, ur sense of taste is restored. Give me $20" D annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Iboman: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 nd put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. U gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Iboman: "Congrats. U got ur memory back. Give me $20". D fuming lawyer pays him, nd then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Iboman: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100" Lawyer: (staring at d note): "But this is $20, not $100" Iboman: "Congrats, ur eyesight is restored. Give me $20"..... Q. Igbo kwenu ! ! ! 1 Like |
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