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I want to open an account,which bank is the most reliable? / If Your Girl Happens To Be A Bank Which Bank Name Will You Give Her,,?? (2) (3) (4)

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Which Bank Are You? by Spaxon(f): 10:16am On Jun 30, 2015
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Different Types Of Banks(girls) In Nigeria
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called
"Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is called
"Agricultural Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to
take care of other family members is called
"National
Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have after marriage is
called "Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to her man is Called
"Fidelity Bank"
6. A girl who gives it to every available man is
"Access
Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from different countries is
called "Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is
called
"Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called "Union
Bank"
or "Wema Bank".
10. A girl who is always faithful and
trustworthy to her guy is called "Guaranty Trust
bank"
11. A girl whose guy deflowered her is called,"First
bank".
12. A girl who uses all her spouse's money to buy
jewelries is called "Diamond bank"
Ladies which "Bank" Are You?
Guys Which "Bank" Is Your Girl [/b]



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Re: Which Bank Are You? by Nobody: 10:17am On Jun 30, 2015
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Re: Which Bank Are You? by RICKYMARIO(m): 10:36am On Jun 30, 2015
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Re: Which Bank Are You? by Nobody: 11:45am On Jun 30, 2015
chai! and spaxon is Access bank oooo. . . cry

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Re: Which Bank Are You? by Omotayor123(f): 11:46am On Jun 30, 2015
observing...
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Twaci(f): 12:13pm On Jun 30, 2015
Spaxon:

10. A girl who is always faithful and
trustworthy to her guy is called "Guaranty Trust
bank"
Believe it or not, that's moi cheesy
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Spaxon(f): 12:15pm On Jun 30, 2015
Orijin101:
chai! and spaxon is Access bank oooo. . . cry
yeye
Re: Which Bank Are You? by horlarbaby(m): 12:22pm On Jun 30, 2015
My babe z First Bank smiley
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Spaxon(f): 12:24pm On Jun 30, 2015
Twaci:
Believe it or not, that's moi cheesy
I smell lies. grin
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jun 30, 2015
Twaci:
Believe it or not, that's moi cheesy
really! Ahdonbilivu
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Spaxon(f): 12:24pm On Jun 30, 2015
horlarbaby:
My babe z First Bank smiley
shocked
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jun 30, 2015
Tohpahz come here which one are you.. Even Nneka123 will tell you she is GTbank
Re: Which Bank Are You? by decode55(m): 12:30pm On Jun 30, 2015
Sandrahnaub, Missmossy, Tashaamania & amokeme are all Commercial Banks tongue tongue
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jun 30, 2015
Spaxon:
yeye
sweetheart, you fall my hand ooo cry
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Spaxon(f): 12:43pm On Jun 30, 2015
Orijin101:

sweetheart, you fall my hand ooo cry
make I go hire crane wey we go use jack am up....
Re: Which Bank Are You? by babatawa(m): 12:47pm On Jun 30, 2015
some girls could be two banks all together
imagine the merger of Access and Intercontinental cheesy
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jun 30, 2015
Spaxon:
make I go hire crane wey we go use jack am up....
cry
Re: Which Bank Are You? by tohpahz(f): 12:57pm On Jun 30, 2015
Lamispaco:
Tohpahz come here which one are you.. Even Nneka123 will tell you she is GTbank

Fidelity and gtb grin
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Spaxon(f): 12:59pm On Jun 30, 2015
Orijin101:
cry
cheesy I have a cure for Hangover...
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Officialcart3rG(m): 12:59pm On Jun 30, 2015
Twaci:
Believe it or not, that's moi cheesy
ehn ?!! If i hear, no talk ahm again oh
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jun 30, 2015
tohpahz:


Fidelity and gtb grin
Amarachi,but you can lie ooo,both banks..hmmm
Re: Which Bank Are You? by horlarbaby(m): 1:31pm On Jun 30, 2015
Spaxon:
shocked
cover ur mouth...flies passin by wink
Re: Which Bank Are You? by Spaxon(f): 1:32pm On Jun 30, 2015
horlarbaby:
cover ur mouth...flies passin by wink
Re: Which Bank Are You? by amokeme(f): 2:25pm On Jun 30, 2015
decode55:
Sandrahnaub, Missmossy, Tashaamania & amokeme are all Commercial Banks tongue tongue
*knocks him on the head angry
GTB all the way cheesy tongue
Re: Which Bank Are You? by decode55(m): 2:39pm On Jun 30, 2015
amokeme:
*knocks him on the head angry GTB all the way cheesy tongue
tongue tongue
Re: Which Bank Are You? by decode55(m): 2:39pm On Jun 30, 2015
amokeme:
*knocks him on the head angry GTB all the way cheesy tongue
tongue tongue

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Re: Which Bank Are You? by Emmaville(m): 5:06pm On Jun 30, 2015
Who com b UBA?
Re: Which Bank Are You? by sandrahnaub(f): 8:52pm On Jun 30, 2015
decode55:
Sandrahnaub, Missmossy, Tashaamania & amokeme are all Commercial Banks tongue tongue
CBN AND GTB. Durrrrh
Re: Which Bank Are You? by decode55(m): 9:28pm On Jun 30, 2015
sandrahnaub:
CBN AND GTB. Durrrrh
LoL. If I hear

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