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Expensive Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:43am On Jun 30, 2015 |
GUY: Hi girl GIRL: Yes, how can I help you? GUY: I want you to be my girlfriend. GIRL: Do you work in a bank? GUY: No. GIRL: Do you earn salary? GUY: No. GIRL: Do you have an apartment? GUY: No. GIRL: Do you have a range rover? GUY: No. GIRL: Then, there no way on earth I'll be your girlfriend. GUY: But, what do I need an apartment for when I have a duplex in lekki? What do I need a range rover for when I have a porche, two ferraris, and a bugatti? Why do I need a salary when I'm the owner of two multi million dollar companies? GIRL: Ok, I'm ready to be your girlfriend GUY: No, not a chance! |
Re: Expensive Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:43am On Jun 30, 2015 |
Re: Expensive Girlfriend by axiliborha(f): 11:43am On Jun 30, 2015 |
Re: Expensive Girlfriend by donholy28(m): 11:44am On Jun 30, 2015 |
Pure Nigerian girl |
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