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Expensive Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:43am On Jun 30, 2015
GUY: Hi girl
GIRL: Yes, how can I help you?
GUY: I want you to be my girlfriend.
GIRL: Do you work in a bank?
GUY: No. GIRL: Do you earn salary?
GUY: No.
GIRL: Do you have an apartment?
GUY: No.
GIRL: Do you have a range rover?
GUY: No. GIRL: Then, there no way on earth I'll be
your girlfriend.
GUY: But, what do I need an apartment
for when I have a duplex in lekki? What
do I need a range rover for when I have a
porche, two ferraris, and a bugatti? Why do I need a salary when I'm the owner of
two multi million dollar companies?
GIRL: Ok, I'm ready to be your girlfriend
GUY: No, not a chance!
Re: Expensive Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:43am On Jun 30, 2015
grin
Re: Expensive Girlfriend by axiliborha(f): 11:43am On Jun 30, 2015
smiley
Re: Expensive Girlfriend by donholy28(m): 11:44am On Jun 30, 2015
Pure Nigerian girl

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