1. Nigerian parents are confused. They will beat
their children with the intent of making them to
cry and then start beating them again to stop
them from crying.
2. Guys, when a Girl say "You are the best man in
her Life" please, don't be surprise to see yourself
standing beside her husband on her wedding day.
pacman.
3. The downfall of a Man is when he moves from
BBM to 2go.
4. Guys always complaining about girls that are
looking for rich men, you sef hustle and be a rich
man let girls find you too na.
5. Very soon MTN will be Like, ''Do you know
there are people in your village that don't want
you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire
them"to 33505, 50 Naira a week.
6. If your boyfriend is like 20 years older than you,
please stop calling him baby rather you should
start calling him your Ancestor.
7. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major
problem in this country.
8. It is only in Nigeria you will see a notice board
say “Man needed with 40 Years experience, must
be aged, 25.
9. Girls please, your boyfriend should not be your
source of income. Cause it is only a relationship,
not a job opportunity.
10. Someone will just die with an Afro and his
spirit will come back with low cut. So Barbing
saloon is in that side? Please i need an answer o
Nollywood.
11. Strangling your wife for making indomie as
dinner is not domestic violence, it is self-defense.
12. How can you be chasing a Girl for 4 Years. Is
she your University Degree?
13. Double dating is not when you are dating two
girls at a time, it is when you are dating a girl
whose weight is more than 100 kg.
14. If someone is bothering you with unnecessary
calls, just copy and paste his number on
. And write "Call this number to buy
iphone 6 for 10,000 Naira.

OK

didydiva...must u make fp? can imagine d way u dey punch every new post

Funny.

Lol.. Some are true