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| I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Akingbade11(m): 10:32pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION. GENERAL PAPER Time: 1hr 30 mins Section A (Answer all questions) 1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d reason for their kidnapped?(20marks) 1b) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks) 2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks) 2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?(10marks) 3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? 4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ? 5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? 6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo? SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each) 1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more? 2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142) 3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ? 4. If your X-boyfriend/X-girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X? 5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant. SECTION C (Answer 2) 1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks) 2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks) 3) What's the name of the lady that use to say "please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20 Marks) START. NO SIDE TALKS (HAPPY NEW MONTH 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Barry2015(f): 10:43pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Chai dis one naa GNS.2014 |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by pbs4real(m): 10:45pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Haha |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by lawaldoski(m): 11:59pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
TTC nice one bro |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by BobUg28(m): 2:21am On Jul 02, 2015 |
**sweating profusly** Op extra sheet abeg. |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Akingbade11(m): 11:49am On Jul 02, 2015 |
BobUg28:abeg bros no extra sheet left again ooo |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 12:48pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
oops I 4got my pen *runs home to get it* |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Akingbade11(m): 8:30am On Jul 03, 2015 |
sonikstargirl:not dis exam again bro, maybe the next paper |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by PHAYOL81: 1:32pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
BobUg28: ### trying to giraffe ### Pls, egbon, no bros.. . Pls make i copy the answer to no 2a small.. .   pls I promise to take you go one joint 2nite for suya and a ice-chilled orijin  1 Like |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Akingbade11: |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by BobUg28(m): 9:47am On Jul 05, 2015 |
PHAYOL81: If you near me I 'll bite-off your left ear. **straight face, covering my answer sheets** |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Akingbade11(m): 11:02am On Jul 06, 2015 |
PHAYOL81:Hey face ya work, d next time i catch u in this act again... :@ |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by tuffgongjo(m): 11:28am On Jul 06, 2015 |
Kweshiunz 4 d Irunmoles. |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 4:37pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
*submits answer* No1. The girls were kidnap becos d boko boys that are alive and didnt kno wen they will meet their heavenly virgins hence they decided to take d sure vrgins on earth to av d feelings. No1b 234 girls i guess. No2 twas said by ex firstlady cos she was shocked how cud therebe mass weddin of d chibok girls without boko boys payin bride price  1 Like |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 4:52pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
2a. Their names her the big hand-nokia's manager baby mama if she wants child support she has to work for it Small hand-break baby. 2b. British-made Other lango-mook 3.unilag girls thru statistics and pix position 4.buhari sent the request first to collect change from all the money obj has looted  5. A moi cost N5.25 6.steve job he was always hungry while at work |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Section b 1. Nigeria girls that are policemen 2.diameter is third mainland bridge 3.adaobi is a transgender with identity disorder 4 .the value of x is me which is =N25,000,000 5.30mins she will deliver in the patience queens english the audience hence is altered cos laugh go kill some people so it cant be constant |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Section c Dbanj no won carry last he hopes for a buggati and private jet 4oil block adenuga sponsoring the wedding dangote givin out 300million naira as wedding gift surely d invisible bride will appear in 9d 2 my oga at the top X my twitter base followers tweeting bou it hence 500 word essay is complete 3.are names are atinuke tomori momodu She was choosin cos her initials is d same pronunciation as Atm *covers face* *heartbeating fast waiting for result* |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Akingbade11(m): 5:29am On Jul 07, 2015 |
halfrica:*surprised* thas i always tell u pple to attend my lectures, ur score will be calculated and announced |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 8:07am On Jul 07, 2015 |
Akingbade11:  i hope i did well o i always attend lecture na bt am not always present dats all *praying criosly* |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 9:12am On Jul 07, 2015 |
sonikstargirl:Op, she wan go check answer oh! |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 10:16am On Jul 07, 2015 |
misscastle:*in op's voice* you you and you yes you come foward i kno who is cheating bt among the both of you who is cheating? |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 10:34am On Jul 07, 2015 |
halfrica: It's her!! *Points to the offender* |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 10:40am On Jul 07, 2015 |
misscastle:good minus 70marks from her adds the marks to your score |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 10:43am On Jul 07, 2015 |
[quote author=halfrica post=35581418] good minus 70marks from her adds the marks to your score [/quoteThank you ma!! |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by pavanvandaal: 12:18pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
God, i had the task that was some kind similar to this one, it was very weird, i just googled where can i find someone to do my essay and bought the answers, because i had no idea how to do it  |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
pavanvandaal: U cud av paid me  |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:11pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
misscastle: noooooo...why i go do expo for dis simple question.. l came out first class upper in Harvard Uni... so dis one na small thing so make i run go bring my pen abi u go fit lend me yours |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
sonikstargirl:harvard uni indeed shebi d branch at ibadan poly i used to school there till dey tiff me go unilag |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:15pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
halfrica: its her... *points misscastle* |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:17pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
sonikstargirl:i remove return ur 70marks now minus hers and adds it to Ur score |
| Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
sonikstargirl:its a liar |
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