A mom and her 3 yr old son were home alone
and the mom went to take a shower and the son
asked to take one with her and she said ok, BUT
don't look up or down ok?

But he did anyway and asked what they are. Well
up top are my headlights and down is my garage.

The next day him and his dad was cleaning out the
attic and the dad went to take a shower and the
boy took one too and his dad said don’t look down
but he did anyway. The dad said it was his Chevy.

That same night a storm came through and he slept
with his parents and they said don't look under
the covers...but he did anyway and yelled...mom
turn your lights on and open your garage dads
Chevy pullin in.

Those parents are foolish. But the joke is funny.

garage indeeed

if only he knows he'll soon be havn a sister or brova soon