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| Two Missionaries Visit The Mosque by Seekeroftruth: 10:15pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hungry when at last they saw a Mosque upfront. David said: “Michael, let’s pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water and we will die. My name will be Ahmed. What will be your name?” Michael refused to change his name. When both of them reached the Mosque, the Imam received them well and asked their names. David: “My name is Ahmed.” Michael: “My name is Michael.” The Imam turned to his helpers and said: “Please bring food and water for Michael.” Then he turned to David and said: “Brother Ahmed, Ramadan kareem (Happy Ramadan)... DAVID FAINTED. honesty is still the best policy |
| Re: Two Missionaries Visit The Mosque by Seekeroftruth: 10:16pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
happy Ramadan |
| Re: Two Missionaries Visit The Mosque by DennisEche(m): 10:21pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
o funy gan |
| Re: Two Missionaries Visit The Mosque by Galacious1: 10:43pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Crios fainting |
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