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Warri Bible Is Out by onajo2000(m): 12:29am On Jul 04, 2015
Warri Bible is out...grab Ur copy nw!!!
Sample version:
ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.
WARRI:-As dem yan for Bible.
ENG:- Jesus entered d boat wit his disciples.
WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem.
ENG:- As d boat was sailing, there was a great storm.
WARRI:- As d canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas.
ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a
whirlwind.
WARRI:- As d yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join.
ENG:- The disciples became so afraid dat dey shouted
Master! Master!!
WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin
dey hala...Bros eh! Bros eh!!
ENG:- Jesus got up ND calmed down d wind.
WARRI:-Na so Bros J gt up com arrange d mata.
ENG:-he turned to his disciples ND said, oh ye wit little
faith.
WARRI:- Na im Bros J com look him padi dem shake
him head, com provoke...“O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND".
ENG:- The disciples replied nd said “WAT MANNER OF
MAN IS THIS? "
WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO...Bros J,
which levels naa? U be winsh.......
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Re: Warri Bible Is Out by Nobody: 12:40am On Jul 04, 2015
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Re: Warri Bible Is Out by slowice(m): 12:52am On Jul 04, 2015
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Re: Warri Bible Is Out by SuperSuave(m): 1:18am On Jul 04, 2015
shuooo!! shocked +

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