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Point To Ponder by Benheart1(m): 11:53am On Sep 22, 2006 |
POINTS TO PONDER If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe, Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops, Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures sells, is it a success ? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Ponder on this |
Re: Point To Ponder by Benheart1(m): 12:44pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
hi folks pls u can add to it if u got something to add thnx |
Re: Point To Ponder by iice(f): 2:11pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
hehehe, i have read these before. |
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