Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,511 members, 7,819,848 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 03:12 AM

Application Letter - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Application Letter (468 Views)

Application Letter Worth Reading / Hilarious: See This Funny Application Letter Written To A Company / Hilarious Application Letter Of Employment By A Job Applicant (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

Application Letter by Topesolution(m): 9:02pm On Jul 04, 2015
grin[color=][/color] Dear sir,
I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job of security guard to
you boss in your company of ECO BANK. ...I am complete to
Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003.My skool here...
Okingo OBE very good. ... I am 29 ears to be Bo
rn of age and no waif and no childish. My father dead long
time ago and my mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC
country there 10 years now, no sees her until now, so nobody
known to help me money and food and tea and drink. My
certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but passes in
Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in
English because of Ofuaku Albert teacher teaching me is
look jelous of myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and
shoe than teacher igbo. I here that people you want security
guards to your company and I...... tell you I am one of that
job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and
III. I also shot thief dead. I want to join the company of You
and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight
for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me
also can fight for boxing like Tyson. Please consider my
aplication very careful and call me any time because me have
hand telephone now. I am red for interview with you if you
like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because the
photocopy machine there at Niger Delta shop is a long time
and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is
why.I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until
now, I can speak English free. I have no very much to right I
have end here. Please also greet your wife and childish!
Yours faithfully!!!

2 Likes 1 Share

(1) (Reply)

Are Hopeful He'll Be Able To Return Friday The Outfielder / (coach)white Man Fighting At The Stadium(photos ) / Rat Wahala

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 9
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.