Zakuma and the Fake Pastor!
One fake pastor just opened a new church in lafia and needed to perform some miracles for his church members to know the stuff he his made off. So he went to a far town and arranged with a man called Zakuma, to claim to be deaf and dump. He paid him 20,000 Naira and promise to balance him 10,000 Naira after the game. Zakuma agreed. During deliverance on Sunday, the pastor was praying and sweating seriously. He then approached Zakuma and say “kakaka eri mamama! I command you to talk NOWWWW!!”
Zakuma kept quiet. The pastor was surprise and he then said “You
demon! I command you to leave this man now in JESUS NAME!”
Zakuma still kept quiet. The pastor became frustrated and didn’t know when he gave Zakuma a dirty slap “For the last time, talk talk talk!!!!”
Zakuma shouted “JESUS!!! You want to kill me? I will not talk until I see my balance” The pastor shouted “Praise the lord!!! He can now
talk. Next Sunday we balance him by making him to hear.” Zakuma shouted “Na lie!!! That’s not our plan” The pastor then shouted “Pra pra Praissssssss the living God!! He can now hear”

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