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Hell Fire by dealordea(m): 11:00pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
COMMEDY TIME ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything!They don't listen to instructions They don't obey traffic rules. They don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely reckless!(Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they came here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. SATAN: Hello my master, plscall me later. There's an issue I'mtrying to resolve. Ten (10) minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis ooo! An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo! (He stammers),they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners! |
Re: Hell Fire by UchecoOtentic(m): 11:07pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
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