Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were
lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger
when at last they saw a Mosque upfront.

David said:
“Michael, let’s pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise,
we will not get any food or water and we will die.
My name will be Ahmed. What will be your name?”

Michael refused to change his name.
When both of them reached the Mosque, the Imam
received them well and asked their names.

David: “My name is Ahmed.”
Michael: “My name is Michael.”
The Imam turned to his helpers and said: “Please
bring food
and water for Michael.”
Then he turned to David and
said: “Brother Ahmed, Ramadan Mubarak... DAVID
FAINTED

You mean imam killed David (ahmed)? So sad