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Wise Quotes.... by beautyfunke(m): 3:33pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
WISE QUOTES....
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread
and akara as a type of sandwich is a
racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi
and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any -
Albert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth
(1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable of
murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes
wide open, is not afraid of anything -
Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a
conventional school without experiencing
a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
. He who runs around looking for
scissors to cut indomine seasoning
sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe
(1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson
Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without
laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama
(2014).
And he who reads and does not share
this is naturally stingy.
Don't laugh alone, pass it on.
ENJOYYY!!!...... |
Re: Wise Quotes.... by Demmzy15(m): 3:34pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Re: Wise Quotes.... by frankobobby(m): 4:03pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Neeexxxttttt!!!! |
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