For peeps who love to blow superfluous and periphrastic bombasts, this is the time to accentuate the latent/blatant gift u possess. And for the fans of Rev. Chris Okotie and Wole Soyinka, abeg make una throw in their quotes.

U know, they say, simplicity is the glory of expression, but u'd agree with me that there's fun in being verbose, grandiloquent and pleonastic!

Now, watch this

U'r a sophisticated rhetorician with the exuberance of your own verbosity!!!

The ontological specimen of identical plumage invariably congregated in close proximity,  meaning "birds of a feather flock 2geda"

ehen cambridge toronto don land

Infact, Bible sef talk im own!!!


"Lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness and recieve with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save ur soul".

James 1:21 (KJV)

u no get Quran version

Sorry I just misplaced my dictionary.

this is it mehn!

Where. . . Have you seen it dear?

crazykid:

Where. . . Have you seen it dear? or there

hmm
am getting overwhelmed with your consistent show of affection for my person
am guessing it to be a Misconstrue speech or are you serious . . . _{i try she?}

see fronting

Princess
dat grammar superb

Abeg come teach me nna

@ Romade
Oya this na the Forum Address:- Naija Groove Click

It just like Another Nairaland

Princess, women are suppose to be admired and that's what am doing. Hope you don't have a problem with that.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
CHRIS OKOTIE: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
CHRIS OKOTIE : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : All that glitters is not gold.
CHRIS OKOTIE : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Beggars are not choosers
CHRIS OKOTIE: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Dead men tell no tales
CHRIS OKOTIE : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Beginner's luck
CHRIS OKOTIE: Neophyte's serendipity.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : A rolling stone gathers no moss
CHRIS OKOTIE : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Birds of a feather flock together
CHRIS OKOTIE : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Beauty is only skin deep
CHRIS OKOTIE: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN : Cleanliness is godliness
CHRIS OKOTIE: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: There's no use crying over spilt milk
CHRIS OKOTIE : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
CHRIS OKOTIE : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Look before you leap
CHRIS OKOTIE: Surveillance should precede saltation.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: He who laughs last, laughs best
CHRIS OKOTIE : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

ORDINARY NIGERIAN: Where there's smoke, there's fire!
CHRIS OKOTIE : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration

@rommie
when you parent send u go school, you go follow those Omo naa jump fence
how you go fit speak english

@daniluv
wats up honourable Mod
my commendable hat is duffed for you

@crazykid
ni i dont have a problem with that
infact i glory in your flatteries and praise
they put me on seven cloud

Hi princesa, please enjoy yourself in cloud seven

@ Princess
Im honored
that why i always call you a PRINCESS

Where have you been

krama:

Hi princesa, please enjoy yourself in cloud seven

hi dude

whenever you choose . . . . . trust me to come down

dani1luv:

@ Princess
Im honored
that why i always call you a PRINCESS

Where have you been

you are always welcome
i have been around on NL but not on this Sec

Princess I was targeting cloud nine but seven is still commendable. It shows that I have to work harder next time right

Because she was scared of you.

u mean sey dani na Ray?

Ó . .boy. . . Dani1 . .when did u get abducted.

. . . So they abducted u and brain washed u. . . . . . . . .
I would have helped u, bt I cant open the x-files. . Until we confirm alima is human. . .

ROFLMGBO!!!

~Subscribing oo~

Toyosi. . . . . . . . . . .long time. .

Good job, Krama.

I cant just phantom in my widest phantasmagoria why guys have apperceptively translated this thread to a confabulatory bifurcation. All u've been asked to do is to articulate grammatical phraseology! But remember,, "A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant"

shoot!

Guys, dont tell me I'm the only literate in here. . . . . . . . . Cuz I aint seein' people speakin' nuffin'. . . . . . .

Boss Ttdiamonds:

Toyosi. . . . . . . . . . .long time. .

my dear how are u jare??,  how've u been, and where have u been since naa??, good to see u

Ummmm. . .i see big grammer na ur specialty abi??

Toyo. . . . Thanks. . . . . . . About the grammar thingy. . . L8r

There's this anachronistic joke about a grammarian whose house caught fire and needed to call the fire service. This is content of his part in d confab:

"Hello, is that the combustion officer? Pls gravitate here with tremendous acceleration and alacrity, cos a titanic conflagration has engulfed my territorial domiciliary habitation"

B4 they cud decipher his ostensible agglomeration of balderdash, the house don peme!

. Pdf . .nice. .lmao

;d ;d