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A Must Read: 'my Owambe Experience' by akpumping7720(m): 8:03pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Last saturday, I attended a birthday party-A gathering of abt 50 people. I sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the front. When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I have already changed my seat to the back. Again the drink didn't reach me. I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl.This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. To my uttermost surprise, One of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat. When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again. Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face...but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick..I stretched my hand... Guess what was in the bowl?? It was Tooth-pick. |
Re: A Must Read: 'my Owambe Experience' by Precious91(m): 8:04pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
hmmm.Hope you didn't travel very far to the party? |
Re: A Must Read: 'my Owambe Experience' by akpumping7720(m): 8:09pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Precious91:Bros the place far small ooooo. |
Re: A Must Read: 'my Owambe Experience' by Precious91(m): 8:13pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
akpumping7720:thank God for your life my brother.At least you got something .Just carry the toothpick and turn to business |
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