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A Must Read: 'my Owambe Experience' by akpumping7720(m): 8:03pm On Jul 09, 2015
Last saturday, I attended a birthday party-A gathering
of abt 50 people. I sat at the front seat. Then a
lady started sharing food. She started from the
back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the
front. When her friends started sharing drinks,
they started from the front but unfortunately I
have already changed my seat to the back. Again
the drink didn't reach me. I was so furious and I
stood up to take my leave but then I saw three
ladies each with a big bowl.This time, I tried to
be wise by sitting at the middle. To my uttermost
surprise, One of the ladies started sharing from
the front...and the second lady started
distributing from the back. It was turkey
meat. When it got to the middle where I was
seated it got finished again. Feeling so frustrated, I
bent my head, not looking at any face...but then
the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl
that I should pick..I stretched my hand...

Guess what was in the bowl??












It was Tooth-pick.
Re: A Must Read: 'my Owambe Experience' by Precious91(m): 8:04pm On Jul 09, 2015
hmmm.Hope you didn't travel very far to the party?
Re: A Must Read: 'my Owambe Experience' by akpumping7720(m): 8:09pm On Jul 09, 2015
Precious91:
hmmm.Hope you didn't travel very far to the party?
Bros the place far small ooooo.
Re: A Must Read: 'my Owambe Experience' by Precious91(m): 8:13pm On Jul 09, 2015
akpumping7720:

Bros the place far small ooooo.
thank God for your life my brother.At least you got something grin.Just carry the toothpick and turn to business cheesy

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