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Always Calculate Well Before Switching Mode by daridex(m): 3:03pm On Jul 11, 2015
..A guy attended a weddin. after the wedding the reception was a gathering of about 30 people. he sat at t he front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't
reach those at the front. When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately, he had already changed his seat to the back. Again, the drink didn't reach him.

The guy was so furious and he stood up to take his leave but then he saw three ladies each with a big bowl.

This time, he tried to be wise by seating at the middle. To his uttermost surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat. When it got to the middle where he was seated it got finished again.

Feeling so frustrated, he bent his head, not looking at any face... .. BUT then the third lady tapped him and stretched her bowl that he should pick.. he stretched his hand...

Guess what was in the bowl? **TOOTHPICK.**

LESSON-;
Always calculatee well before switching mode

Brace up for the remaining nights of Ramadhan.

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