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| What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
CONFESSION OF A LADY
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"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got
to my fiancee's place for dinner, he seemed excited to see
me and
exclaimed delightedly Darling I have a surprise for you
tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at
the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to
remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and
went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband
was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it
smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of
a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned
the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg,
I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic
bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my
freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with
my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face
must have been the picture of innocence when my husband
returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I
had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had
not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost
surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad
were seated around the table, with hand holding their
noses....."
If you were in her shoes, what will
you do? 1 Like |
| Re: What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
typing.... |
| Re: What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by Tallesty1(m): 11:00pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
I will apologize for wearing her shoes and give them back to her. 3 Likes |
| Re: What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by may01(f): 11:02pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
How many times na  |
| Re: What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
 this is an edited write-up....Meanwhile... . Say NO to beans as long as u live... As for the event... I'd simply just excuse myself nd run away...  1 Like |
| Re: What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by eagleccentric(m): 11:37pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
A wise man once told me, if your girl/wife/fiancee has never let it rip in front of you, then she's a first class pretender. |
| Re: What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by williams368(m): 11:49pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Old story. Get a life. Copyright  |
| Re: What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by kazmanbanjoko(m): 11:49pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Hmmn 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by Nobody: 12:02am On Jul 13, 2015 |
williams368: Wow that was very insulting. I just saw this on Facebook and thought to share it. And you for one should learn to talk properly and respectfully. 1 Like |
| Re: What Would You Do If You Were In Her Shoes. by williams368(m): 12:29am On Jul 13, 2015 |
AkunneObinna:We ar still sayin dsame tin..  I guess u wnt 2 mk front page . Wit dat annoyin joke dat is nt even funny. U s*uck 1 Like |
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