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Greatest Lie Ever Told By Our So Called Elders ; Real Version Please? by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
INDIA Vs NIGERIA: 99-1. Abeg Who Watch Am?
When we were young this story used to be
common. That is, how India used Juju to beat
Nigeria 99-1. We were told the ball would turn
into rock or lion when Nigeria was playing.
I heard this when I was a young boy . I raised this
among my friends years back and to my surprise
all of them, though from different parts of the
country, also said they heard it when they were
also young.
Please who invented this 'story'? How did it go
round to become a national lie?
Who also heard about this story? Who has idea
about how it was concocted?
That story is a fictitive as anything can be.
India doesn't have any pedigree in soccer
whatsoever.
It's a story I while heard growing up.
i just wonder how it went around that effectively.
u wan tell me say u no know say Iindia wire us
99-1 true true ?
in fact it was Thunder Balogun that struck the
only ballistic goal into their net
Abi our grandpas are liars.
I did believe it, and even told the stories myself
as if i was there, The mind of a child can believe,
we need to use that mind for great things, cos
our own mind, na so so impossible e dey see
. . .all our players were seeing double and the
goalie-mepon was just picking goal upon goals
from his net
I WAS TOLD THAT NIGERIA'S ONE AND ONLY GOAL
WAS WORTH 100
THE FACT IS THAT .......
Sometimes they tell us they came first in the
regional exams, none of them has ever come last.
YOU grandpas LIEd to us.... GOD HAS FORGIVEN
YOU ........LOL |
Re: Greatest Lie Ever Told By Our So Called Elders ; Real Version Please? by feldido(m): 9:33pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
People still believe it |
Re: Greatest Lie Ever Told By Our So Called Elders ; Real Version Please? by philiancoop(m): 9:58pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
A player died, omogaji or so, when trying to stop the lion/stone. FIFA therefore banned India. |
Re: Greatest Lie Ever Told By Our So Called Elders ; Real Version Please? by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Re: Greatest Lie Ever Told By Our So Called Elders ; Real Version Please? by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 16, 2015 |
Another story was the Thunder Balogun story:
Thunder Balogun had incision on his left leg so they warned him not to
take shots with his left leg.
There was a bet between Thunder Balogun and a great keeper. That in 5
penalties thunder would not score any.
He took 4 and the keeper caught all the "Penariti" when he wanted to
take the last one
A woman just screamed "Thunder Balogun remember your left leg"
Thunder Balogun fired with his left leg.
The shot was so hard that the keeper tried to stop it but it went through
the keepers tummy and came out
from the back killing the keeper instantly. |
Re: Greatest Lie Ever Told By Our So Called Elders ; Real Version Please? by holyteeboy(m): 2:25pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
biolafrica:its just a myth click this link https://www.nairaland.com/1952284/greatest-lie-ever-told |
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