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Stuffing Granny's Coffin - Stale Joke by Christino(m): 10:37am On Sep 25, 2006 |
> A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead > mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse > was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face > was practically touching the glass cover. > When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister > pinned to their mother's chest, which read:- > Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains > for burial in Lagos. > Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high. > You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of > Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it > amongst yourselves. > On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior. > > There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons. > > Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and > the rest are for my nephews. > Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just > divide them among yourselves. > The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should > be distributed among my nieces and cousins. > Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one > for yourself and the rest are for the boys. > > The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get > it. > > Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings > and a necklace, please take them Also, the six pairs of Chanel > stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age > girls there. I hope they like the colours. > P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her > burial. (YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA, ) > In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me > know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL. > Your loving sister, > Nene |
Re: Stuffing Granny's Coffin - Stale Joke by Anderso(m): 1:41pm On Sep 25, 2006 |
Ha ha that was funny.nice job |
Re: Stuffing Granny's Coffin - Stale Joke by popsonj(m): 5:43pm On Sep 25, 2006 |
Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's cool. |
Re: Stuffing Granny's Coffin - Stale Joke by iice(f): 4:38am On Sep 26, 2006 |
Yeah i know this one but its funny as ever |
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