> A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
> mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse
> was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face
> was practically touching the glass cover.

> When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister
> pinned to their mother's chest, which read:-

> Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains
> for burial in Lagos.

> Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high.

> You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of
> Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it
> amongst yourselves.

> On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior.
>
> There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons.
>
> Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and
> the rest are for my nephews.

> Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just
> divide them among yourselves.

> The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should
> be distributed among my nieces and cousins.
> Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one
> for yourself and the rest are for the boys.
>
> The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get
> it.

>
> Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings
> and a necklace, please take them Also, the six pairs of Chanel
> stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age
> girls there. I hope they like the colours.

> P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her
> burial. (YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA, )

> In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me
> know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL.

> Your loving sister,
> Nene

Ha ha that was funny.nice job

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's cool.