***** CRAZY FACTS MADE IN NAIJA ****
1)Garri No Get Advert, But E Sell Pass Indomie
2)No Matter How Toms sell, E No Go Sell Pass Slippers
3)If You Never Thief Meat From Pot B4, Then You Mama No Sabbi Cook
4)A Girl Who Laffs @ Your dry Joke during a first date doesn't have transport money to get back Home
5)The only woman who knows where her man is every Night is a "Widow"
6)Bowen university is the only uni you find people kissing wif there both eyes wild open, so as not to get
Caught.....
7)Say Hausa Man Poor, No mean say him NO fit afford to buy Transitor Radio
U cant kneel down to greet ur parent but u can Kneel to give ur BF heads, una go explain 4 judgment
day o
9)If the Alarm of a China fone cannot wake you up.....Forget it u r "DEAD"
10)To listen to CoolFM, just put ur radio in a Fridge
11)Is a small world no mean say u go trek from ur house reach malaysia o0
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