Seriously eeh
Can a history teacher explain
this ...?
Abraham Lincoln was elected to
Congress in 1846.
John F. Kencnedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected
President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected
President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both their wives lost a child
while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a
Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named
Lincoln. Both were assassinated by
Southerners.
Both were succeeded by
Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded
Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded
Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who
assassinated Lincoln, was born
in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
their three names.
Both names are composed of
fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater
named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car
called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot,
he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was
shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
AND............ ...... Lincoln was shot in a theater
and the assassin ran to a
warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a
warehouse and the assassin ran
to a theatre....

.

such is life

OK maybe it's the illuminatus

fp tinz

Na WA oh.