1miccza:

Nna eeeehh i can be your supplier of different type of fart energy gases. Biagodu let us negotiate!!!!

chai let me go and see how to import it...but i will still need local suppliers to maintain the demand.
I don get alert, godwin.

Blackfire:


chai let me go and see how to import it...but i will still need local suppliers to maintain the demand.
I don get alert, godwin.

Nnnaa i can do both import and export just talk and let us negotiate. Dis wan is 100% natural fart energy gas straight from the rectum nwanne

what of those that have nasal Badbreath from nose,ie farting every second like some cases I be seen.. ..everywhere will be like hell around them

This is an odoriferous saga thread.

If a person were to fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months, they would produce gas with the equivalent energy of an atomic bomb.


Lwkmd

1miccza:


Nnnaa i can do both import and export just talk and let us negotiate. Dis wan is 100% natural fart energy gas straight from the rectum nwanne

ok, what product do u have?
Do u have interballistic missile(gbuuuum),the igbo version is ogbunigbe.
Or silent killer (pussssssss) or cowboy(pian pian pian pian).
Or basketmouth(pra para aaaaaa).
*I hota go*

I am at a party now, I just finished farting while reading this.

Oh yeah, so insects even fart, hw interesting to knw

1miccza:


Hahahahahaha thanks bae *fanning myself and blushing* ni bo lo wa lo lati ojo yii? Abi o n salo fun gbogbo wa ni?

Mo wa,mi salo bi kan kan.

Shey ewa pa?

LOUIS6:
Why do we fart? Why do farts smell?

Passing gas may be embarrassing for most of us, but it might make you feel better to know that it's one of the most common bodily functions of all time.

Everyone does it, from mama peace to Obj to Gmb even the Queen of England. In fact, the word "fart" is one of the oldest words in the English language! So no matter how pretty or handsome someone is doesn't mean the fart won't be in grand style.


Here are 10 fascinating facts about fart you might not have known.

fart makes one feel relieved and relaxed

me i no dey fart

Iso

chybykee:
the feeling when you finally release a fart you've been holding up for so long

uuuuuuhhhhhhhh

let me put it this way, it's always 'soothingly relieving'

Horlubunmmy:
Mo wa,mi salo bi kan kan.
Shey ewa pa?

Mo wa jare ayun e lo kan yun mi lol

Blackfire:

ok, what product do u have? Do u have interballistic missile(gbuuuum),the igbo version is ogbunigbe. Or silent killer (pussssssss) or cowboy(pian pian pian pian). Or basketmouth(pra para aaaaaa). *I hota go*

I have all of them,a trial will convince you...

1miccza:

Mo wa jare ayun e lo kan yun mi lol

My husby and I do 'flatu'(flatulence)
competition

1miccza:


So to mess now na talent??Dia ris God ooo

Lol... That moment when you become the boss, and your mates decide to eat beans for dinner just to retaliate

Horlubunmmy:

Eleyi to tin rerin bayii,o ti fe maa sa lo bi ina NEpa niyen oo

Graccccccccy:
Lol... That moment when you become the boss, and your mates decide to eat beans for dinner just to retaliate

That would surely and certainly be worse than catastrophic

I'm afraid of farting on purpose oh. Before I think of releasing fart and my Oga at the top will decide to release something else.

1miccza:



That would surely and certainly be worse than catastrophic

hahahaahahhhahaha

guys, u can make use of my fart as ur deodorant spray. It's free, it smells good and u'll love it.

forexbinary:

Lolzzzzz...

that moment u had locked yourself in a room and filled the whole room with a fart that makes u ran out of the room.

that happened to me the day i ate beans the whole day and wake up the next morning to colour the whole with a fart.

LOUIS6:
 

2. Why Do Farts Smell Bad?



The more sulfur-rich your diet is, the more terrible your farts will smell. Some foods contain more sulfur than others, which is why eating things like beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs can cause gas that will peel the paint off the walls!

..
I know how you can prevent excess farting after eating beans.
..
Just soak the beans is water overnight or for like 8hrs. Drains the water and wash it. Boil it for few minutes (but don't allow it to get done) and drain away the hot water. Wash the beans again and cook as normal.

If u neva fart wen u hv shaved all d hairs inside ur ass, try it.
Silencer no b 4 dat one.

Gosh!!!!it really pain wensum1 fart wia I am....feel de spirit of a murderer in me

FATIMOH MUST SEE THIS


BiigTInzs

Does Shekau mess? Can he produce suicide fart bombers?

Atomic fart bomb:onyunigwe, this world don die be dat. ;DDoes Shekau mess? Can he produce suicide fart bombers?

Atomic fart bomb:onyunigwe, this world don die be dat.

farts are flammable ... mehn i must try this